pyrzqxgl

. . . it was the simplest thing in the world to transform anyone into beast, bird or fish, or anything else, and back again, once you know how to pronounce the mystical word: "Pyrzqxgl."
~ Monday, October 15 ~
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Fuckety Fuck, I am hosed

I’m staying at a hotel by myself two nights next week on business. Only I don’t have any bras that I can put on myself. What the fuck do I do?