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. . . it was the simplest thing in the world to transform anyone into beast, bird or fish, or anything else, and back again, once you know how to pronounce the mystical word: "Pyrzqxgl."
~ Wednesday, October 3 ~
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Live texting with my mom

  • Me: Mitt Romney wants everyone to know he loves Big Bird.
  • Mom: Yes, but he wouldn't give him health care if he broke a wing.

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