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Kinsey Hope Can't Focus For Shit: OMG LOL this is so sweet it totes gave me diabetes

telegantmess:

isyris:

No.

No it fucking didn’t.

“Oh but it’s just a joke! It’s a figure of speech!”

No, it’s not, asshole.

“But it’s sweet, and sweet things give you diabeetus so it’s funny!”

No. Stop right the fuck there.

Sweet things do not cause diabetes. Eating too much…

Good, educational rant. When I was pregnant, I got gestational diabetes. I had a diet plan I stuck to and injected insulin before meals. One co-worker saw my breakfast choice and decided to lecture me. I told her I have a dietitian, I neither want or need her advice. She continued to become increasingly nasty until I fled the building. I called my gf, to pick me up, and as we were driving home, I realize that I had went into premature labor because I was so stressed by this. We went to the hospital and they were able to halt the labor, but I could have lost my baby because this bitch could not resist being sanctimonious. 

This same bitch tried to guilt me into eating a salad at Chili’s during a listeria scare that involved that restaurant. 


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    kind of understand the point that these people are trying to make but. I’ve grown up around this my entire life. My mom...
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    okay just so we’re clear, if your idea of small talk is asking me how my sugars/numbers are doing, i will literally fume...
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    I was never okay with that phrase, and it never sat well with me.
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