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. . . it was the simplest thing in the world to transform anyone into beast, bird or fish, or anything else, and back again, once you know how to pronounce the mystical word: "Pyrzqxgl."
~ Friday, August 17 ~
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So an old dear friend of my mother posted that on facebook and my mother liked it. So I just commented with the following:  I remember wearing makeup when I was 11, and cleavage baring tops my mother bought me when I was 13, and I went with a boy to skating and the mall at 12. But my mother taught me what causes pregnancy and how not to get pregnant until I wanted to. I then immediately quizzed my nine year old (I was 34 when she was born) who correctly replied that neither makeup nor provocative clothing get you pregnant, but rather having sex does, and condoms are one way to prevent that.  My gf then made the point that should the provocative clothing be saturated with semen then it could cause pregnancy and we told her that she was being disgusting. 

So an old dear friend of my mother posted that on facebook and my mother liked it. So I just commented with the following:

 I remember wearing makeup when I was 11, and cleavage baring tops my mother bought me when I was 13, and I went with a boy to skating and the mall at 12. But my mother taught me what causes pregnancy and how not to get pregnant until I wanted to.

I then immediately quizzed my nine year old (I was 34 when she was born) who correctly replied that neither makeup nor provocative clothing get you pregnant, but rather having sex does, and condoms are one way to prevent that. 

My gf then made the point that should the provocative clothing be saturated with semen then it could cause pregnancy and we told her that she was being disgusting. 

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