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tal9000:

kinseysixbitch:

cynical-douche:

animalrightshumanwrongs:

madeagoestohell:

please dont be that person who tries to tell me what hot dogs are made of while im eating one

If it’s gross maybe you shouldn’t eat it.

Maybe you should just keep your nose out of other people’s business. 

bloodmouth more like so many more opportunities for double entendre mouth

#i’m vegetarian but slutever

I think I may have to steal that tag.

My workplace decided to give us lunch the other day. We got a choice of hot dogs or Italian beef. I thought, “What of the vegetarians?” However, when they announced lunch was ready, they said they had vegetarian hot dogs too. I don’t know what goes into a vegetarian hot dog, but it can’t be scarier than a non-vegetarian one.

(Source: nardvvuar)