pyrzqxgl

. . . it was the simplest thing in the world to transform anyone into beast, bird or fish, or anything else, and back again, once you know how to pronounce the mystical word: "Pyrzqxgl."
~ Wednesday, April 23 ~
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coyotelips:

mylourrydiary:

hlil:

Can u believe there are plants that are illegal
Plants

Can you believe there is love that is illegal
Love

Can you believe there are chocolate eggs that are illegal
Chocolate eggs

(Source: hhlil)


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zanetehaiden:

Can we just boil everything down to “don’t be a dick to someone about something they can’t control”

Like, if an individual gives you a reason to hate them then hate them. Thats fine. You’re justified. When you start acting like an ass to everyone who happens to be of the same race, religion, sexuality, gender identity, or other then how the fuck do you think they’re going to react?


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~ Tuesday, April 22 ~
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magicaldeductions:

goddammit bill


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emedeme:

miss-love:

ohsummerrain:

byeproductivity:

omg you can’t just ask people why they’re ignorant


^THAT. THAT IS THE COMMENT OF THE YEAR.

ALL THE AWARDS. 

emedeme:

miss-love:

ohsummerrain:

byeproductivity:

omg you can’t just ask people why they’re ignorant

^THAT. THAT IS THE COMMENT OF THE YEAR.

ALL THE AWARDS. 

(Source: stfueverything)


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brunettescum:

brasspistol:

every time I see this it gets reblogged

bitch looks like Jennifer Aniston impersonating Barbra Streisand

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concupiscence66:

eyeballseesaws:

Controlled Zone. From Joseph Lynn’s twitter.

#i love that he’s been wearing that jacket nonstop since he got it
That’s our Noelly!  He’ll take it off when it dissolves.

concupiscence66:

eyeballseesaws:

Controlled Zone. From Joseph Lynn’s twitter.

That’s our Noelly!  He’ll take it off when it dissolves.


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holyfuckface:

purple-eagle6:

maths-is-sexy:

damnthosewinchesterboys:

found the twelve year old

this is almost as fun as ‘find the vegan’

we are not entertainment clowns. we simply eat healthy. go back to burger king.

i found the vegan

holyfuckface:

purple-eagle6:

maths-is-sexy:

damnthosewinchesterboys:

found the twelve year old

this is almost as fun as ‘find the vegan’

we are not entertainment clowns. we simply eat healthy. go back to burger king.

i found the vegan

(Source: mysterywrappedinanenigma)


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Elie Saab - Spring Summer 2014
Elie Saab - Spring Summer 2014

(Source: downeyo)


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hailhydrra:

benedictestsherlock:

Benedict Timothy Carlton Cumberbatch - 2014 ; 2013 ; 2012

perfection


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Anonymous asked: Why does Chris Evans always grab his left boob when he laughs?

officialchelso:

Hello, anon, and thank you for the question.

This topic has been studied by by researchers for years. There are three prevailing theories that I will relay to you now.

1. It keeps him on the ground.

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You may notice in the gif above that Chris’ leg starts to rise as he laughs, possibly a precursor to his entire body undergoing a sort of lift off due to his joy. Chris then employs his upper body strength to force himself to obey the laws of gravity.

2. To check on his physique.

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As you may be aware, anon, it takes a lot of hard work to maintain a superhero body. Chris is concerned that in the time he has spent sitting down, sans working out or eating, he has lost muscle mass. Understandably, he feels the need to make sure that he is still a specimen.

3. Object permanence.

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Object permanence is a term applied to the understanding that an object still exists even when you cannot see it. Chris closes his eyes when he laughs, making him unable to see that he has not disappeared. By grabbing his left boob, Chris knows that he has not somehow ceased to exist.

I hope this helps.


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